Random Musings on One Fine Morning

Today I have exactly completed 4 months in Chennai and we are also into the last month of the year. It seems so fast time has passed. Once I had this situation for another twelve times, I would be bidding adieu to another damn year. Why am I starting a post with another sorry and dull tale on how we are getting old and how miserable life is???....maybe coz I have a shitty job, I live in a lousy place in Chennai, or maybe coz I am a nutcase......Not that I am worried about it...and I hardly worry about anything…and these things would figure somewhere near the bottom in my list of things to worry about. Here is the list of High priority Problems which would put real pain in my buttocks in course of life.

1. Dying Old

2. A Nuclear War (with radiation all over you body, death cannot be more painful)

3. Global Warming (Now think about this: No Land for crops + heat that lets roast a Man

+ No Food ---->Human Cannibalism)

4. Dying doing the same shitty work as you are doing now.

5. Getting Married (to clarify, not getting married isn’t a problem but getting married is)

On the fifth point, most people get married with any cuckoo they lay their hands on, thinking nothing better will come along(which is also true), and then they end up spending a fortune on a stupid big wedding, which could have been spent more wisely on a VW Passat or on a Month Long trip to Europe. No one cares about weddings, I hate Wedding parties, it’s the most foolish way of wasting tons of money…..You want to blow away your money and of your parents too???, I will give you a better idea, Give The Money to Me...I will put it into far better use than you dumb heads can dream of.

Coming back to my time in Chennai, now some might feel that my job is a big piece of shit….but stop high-fiving you sadistic morons, b’coz it is the best one you will ever be able to get. To elaborate on my work experience in Chennai: I am getting paid for resting my ass on the office chair for 8 hrs a day and just to highlight a few things on my tough time in office……which included snoring at my office chair with an open mouth(disgusting?, I know), exaggerating all the lies in my resume to my office colleagues, feigning interest in whatever boring activities my superiors fill their weekends with, maintaining a fake smile frozen on my face when my Boss tries to say something funny…..and having done it for four long months, it has been tough to be my own slothful self. But hey!! No one is complaining, as long as I have my salary credited at the end of every month...and when I feel I have made enough money, I will give a thought about contributing something to the company revenue (Right now my contribution is in negatives, taking all the free coffee and other company freebies into account), and when I realize I had enough, I will leave and rob someone else.

Nothing 'New' this Year

2009 is here and so is the cold wave, as temperatures dip down, the air seems a bit chillier than three days back and I haven’t had a morning breakfast for a fortnight . The Cold weather is not something that will lift anyone’s spirits, with no bright sunshine till three in the afternoon (even that is rare these days) a quarter of the day is soaked up in gloom, and then we have the nights which are longer and cold, curbing many of our co-curricular activities (which includes nothing important that is worth mentioning)…or you could say in other words that there is less action and sometimes more of mindless musings. So I sat back looking down the years gone by, contemplating about my sick life, how I get up every morning thinking what should I do for the whole day and the disgust I feel when I realize how big a loser I have been, how I waived goodbye at the opportunities that had come my way and how I blew the ones I took, how I can spend long hours doing absolutely nothing, how I try everyday to inject some discipline into my system, set some target in sight, a goal or anything to keep myself motivated with the real world , but all in vain….and this is what I do these days, I blog about by sorry saga, let people know how sick a person can be, well that’s how sick life is these days….and definitely thrs nothing new about this new year…it is exactly same as last year, and the year before…I have my same stupid routine…get up late, eat sleep, eat, get drunk, sleep, repeat …I am doing nothing anything about it. I don’t know whether I will have a job at the end of the semester, my department always reminds me of my sick grades, I can’t eat the filthy mess food and I can’t do a damn thing about…boy em frustrated...sorry guys nothing new about this new year for me… !!

Happy New Year to all!!!!